Townhouse - Birkenhead

Nenad S.

We have been regulars here for about 8 years. Probably one of the best run swingers clubs you will find. Great staff, clean facilities and friendly atmosphere but can get very busy. It also stands out as being a,very safe venue for both the swinging and fetish communities. Single women will not be harassed or pestered. Couples can enjoy an evening out at what ever level they are comfortable with. Single men are not over charged but numbers are limited and managed. Very highly recommended.

William E.

Even if, like myself, you’re just looking for a place to socialise and meet like-minded people: The Townhouse is a fantastic place to do it. In addition they offer a staggering amount of events for any interest you might have, including open evenings for new members who want to check the venue out.

I’d never been to a swingers club before, so wasn’t really sure what to expect. However the staff and patrons both are all so friendly, and it was great seeing a bar where people were so warm and welcoming to each other. They’re great hosts too, making sure that there’s plenty of entertainment and icebreakers throughout the event.

Safety is given huge respect here: both to the guests and their belongings. You’re given a key to a locker, and the deposit comes out of your bar tab at the end of the night. The drinks are all very reasonably priced too, cheaper than some pubs I’ve been to around here!

I’ve only been twice, but both experiences have gone so well that I’m really looking forward to becoming a regular. If you have any interest yourself: check the website and see if anything tickles your fancy. Just be sure to read up on the rules & etiquette, as places like this can only function if everyone is on the same page with what is and isn’t allowed/expected of people.

Katie

Townhouse is a little haven for all us delinquents. Would thoroughly recommend coming to anyone who was nervous. The first time you come is scary but nerves are very quickly gone. I've met some of the most wonderful, vibrant people there.

mysterysimon1

I have been to this venue three times,first two run by Artemis were outstandingly fun. The third well was called Radical Desire the night was a military theme with the main guy wearing a authentic army physical fitness uniform. Supposedly to get new recruits ie guests to do physical fitness training that turned out to be Simon Say's. Reminded me of a kids party not an adult club.
The entrance manager had no manners ,no greeting just £15 please. On leaving no farewell ,safe journey home in fact nothing. Security guard sat on seat at door texting oblivious to any that could be happening in any of the 4 floors.
Someone needs to train staff in basic customer service when Artemis is away.
I was so disappointed I had travel 200 miles for that .
I have contacted afterwards and been told I should have instigated the welcome and told them I was not happy before leaving, also I was disrespectful by saying the supposed drill sergeant looked to be a softy in a joke.
Perhaps this guy should enlist in the army to see how tough he is in the real army..
For this event I would not waste your money .

Skank S.

Been to two events here now as a female couple. The first event, Ruby Slippers, was great. Felt really safe and had a great time. Went to the secret circus last night. This was good fun although we were harassed for the entirety of the evening by a single man which made us very uncomfortable so we left earlier than planned. He was even banging on the private door room telling us we had to let him in or else! I wish we had reported him to staff as I do genuinely believe they would have sorted it but we didn’t want to cause a fuss. Overall, the staff are lovely, the venue is very clean & it’s a great place to explore. We will definitely be returning but probably just for the single ladies & couples events.

Marcus J. H.

Attended two specialist workshops here. Both were amongst the best educational days I've ever been involved with. The premises themselves are excellent, clean, tidy and well maintained. All facilities were in good working order on both occasions and maintained throughout the day.
Both the regular staff and visiting educators for the workshops were thoroughly professional making the whole experience enjoyable and fulfilling.
However be aware that, due to the nature of the premises and workshops, there are a number of house rules that are clearly explained beforehand and displayed around the building. For the safety of everyone involved, ignoring or breaking these rules will not be tolerated and offenders will be dealt with swiftly by the staff.
Due to house rules, private photography is not allowed and there are therefore none to support this review.

Bobbi V.

Fantastic club with very friendly and welcoming staff in a venue with lots of different spaces to suit everyone’s needs. A nice chilled out bar and lounge area, private rooms with locks, public spaces and lots of good equipment. Would recommend anyone to go

Tony S.

Amazing place, friendly staff, unique experience.